Are you ready to ROCK? This hairy stud is, that’s for sure…between his mullet and tattoos and jewelry he’s got about 90% of the requirements to start a band under his belt already. Speaking of going under the belt, check out MacGyver’s bush here…that is one well-forested crotch he’s got going on in this Alternadudes update! If you’re into cute guys with mullets and tattoos and hairy bushes getting naked, licking their own armpits and masturbating until a nice wet load of jizz is all over that still-stiff dick and his hands, this guy will be right up your alley.